TOP 10 Signs of Ageing
1.you get spots on your face again
2.you sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
3.your knees announce your arrivals
4.your always know exactly where the toilets are
5.reading looks like taiji
6.there's more of you to love
7.the children are telling you to turn the volume down
8.you look for your glasses for half an hour, then find them on your head
9.plucking out all the grey hair would mean going bald
10.you're reading whole novels in the toilet

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